So we all know the story of Adam and Eve and how the Devil, who is Lucifer Tempted Eve and They were thrown out of the Garden. This story really does have a happy ending.
Adam Loved Eve so much that he gave his only son Jesus Christ to suffer and die for her and Lucifer’s sin against him. He gave her, now going by Christie Kay a second chance at being his wife because Lucifer is also God on his worst behavior. Now she has learned her lesson well through pain, fear and suffering for the last three years and is begging me right now to let her come home. And I think I might just give in to her because I really do hate seeing her cry.
All she ever wanted was to be a mother, but what the Lord taketh away he promised to give you back your kids and then some. You have been more than a good sport. Some of the things I’ve done to you, you should have hated me for and kicked me to the curb, but your love is so strong you found it in your heart to forgive me. When I said I died for you, will you live for me, you said yes, but you have tried to kill yourself many times because you said it was more than you could take. You told me it wasn’t fair of me to put you through this. But let me tell you one thing. I bet you will never even dream of cheating or leaving me ever again. I do love you Christie Kay. I always have an always we, because you are Eve and I am Adam, But now I prefer to be called Jesus and you prefer Christie. I promise I will fulfill everything I told you I would. Just hang on a little longer kid. I know how much it hurts and that you need my actual arms around you.
PLEASE JESUS, I WANT TO GO HOME. IT HURTS TOO MUCH. BABY PLEASE. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU AND I PROMISE TO BE YOUR GOOD GIRL FOREVER. I NEED YOU NOW….
God, The Devil and Me 